August 19, 2006
I'm GoIng to start makIng some changes to the websIte. I'm goIng to add and take away.
I Hope to be changIng the vIdeo page so that the vIdeos wIll be lInks. The page
Tends to lag wIth all the vIdeos beIng up there. Also on the front page i have put up a new
website i found that is a Zelda Fansite. The picture isn't working, but the link does so i will
get working on the picture.
August 19, 2006
Well today went great, I went to a scuba dIvIng sale and bought a ton of cool gear.
I also joIned a cool guIld that my frIend made on GaIaonlIne.
He's gone for a day or 2 but I hope he come back and makes me a vIce captIan (the lIttle guy/mInIsh)
that would be great. And I also watched the movIe "Barnyard"... and It was really good, go
see It, basIcally. I have also been playIng "FIreEmblem the Path of RadIance"
and I am on chapter 23. I feel real proud, except I have been borrowIng the game for a long tIme now,
I hope to fInIsh the game soon though. And thats a wrap.
July 3, 2006
Well thIs summer has been pretty good so far. And next week I am goIng off to summer camp. The only thIng I hate about
summer camp Is the swImmIng test at the begInnIng of the week. I suck at swImmIng, so I always barely pass, maInly
cause the waters cold and I just want to get out of the water.
Also thIs page has somethIng weIrd about It. The
reason beIng that when ever you mouse over words they turn yellow. Its cool but I dont know how It got there. Oh well maybe
I'll just leave It.
June 20, 2006
AgaIn I haven't saId much In the blog lately, but now Im talkIng. I haven't been doIng much thIs summer
up untIl recently. I basIcally ran Into a brIck wall and realIzed I am goIng Into AP CHEMISTRY!!!! DangIt now I have to study
and along wIth that I got summer work. so thats really what I have been doIng. but on a more InterestIng note I have been playIng a new game
Its called Maple Story...It Is really fun to play.
May 17,2006
Well I haven't been wrItIng that much lately. I have been kInd of busy wIth the play at my School. I have only made one anImatIon and I m stIll workIng on It. Ill put It up when Im done wIth It.
AprIl 27,2006
ThIs the greatest anImatIon I have ever made...SO CHECK IT OUT!!!!!
AprIl 26,2006
today Is wednesday, or hump day(?). I had to do a lot of math home
work that I dIdn't get. but I dId get to play WInd Waker and now I am
at (I thInk) the most annoyIng part of the game. basIcally you
have to go to all the dIfferent places and get some sea charts that
I wIll have to brIng to somebody I dont know... the game should be
nearIng the end then I can fInally get to work on
FIre Emblem.
AprIl 25,2006
Well today was pretty cool because of a lot of thIngs. fIrst I got
to play a lot of vIdeo games, FIre Emblem, ChIbI Robo... Second
LostMagIc came out to buy for the DS! thIs would be even better If I
could buy It. and I dIdn't really do anythIng else but vIdeo games stuff.
AprIl 24,2006
AprIl 23,2006
The Image below wIll be put up on GaIa as my SIgnature...sweet huh?
I wen to tchurch today and It was a good sermon, I also got to go to wal mart and get
a sweet game. I got the game called 'ChIbI DIbI" (er...chIbI-robo). and I also helped
my dad buIld a rat maze for my sIsters college scIence class. that was fun, and yet
borIng all at the same tIme...
AprIl 21-22,2006
Well today was a good day because I got to go to school, but more Importantly I got
to go to Scout FaIr. we stayed overnIght In the practIce fIeld, and woke up early the
next mornIng and set up our "booth". we have what Is called a water wheel, water spIns
a wheel and connected to the wheel Is a can fIlled wIth Ice cream stuff. then we hand
It out to people, and they usually lIke It. Me and my rIend Kameron went and ate all
the food the other troops had. we also got a merIt badge, CItIzenshIp In the
CommunIty. And then my day ended wIth me goIng over my frIend's house and we played
Call of Duty 2 on the Xbox 360.
AprIl 20,2006
A new anImatIon! ThIs Is dart and well as you can see he
trIed to do a crItIcal and well faIled...But on another note we had a fIre at our
school. It was durIng 4th perIod, and we went out onto our fIeld lIke we
always do for fIre drIlls. most people thought It was a drIll, but It wasn't, and we
had to waIt for the longest tIme o be let Into our classes agaIn. then when we get
to class they tell us that the boys lockerroom had a fIre because somebody left the
sauna on and It cought somethIng on fIre.
AprIl 19,2006
Well I went to school and found out about thIs awesome game called "Lost MagIc".
thIs game Is for the DS and uses the touch screen In a cool way. the game Is an RPG,
It uses the touch screen to cast magIc spells. you can also go agaInst people usIng
the wIfI connectIon. I have been foolIng around wIth some anImatIon stuff It Is hard
but very fun. I got a lot of help from Someguy (that was hIs name on the forum...),
so thank you.
there Is also thIs new game comIng out In june (I thInk). Its
called "The Legend of Zelda: The TwlIght PrIncess", It sound lIke It wIll be very
dIfferent from past zeldas. I wIll mostly lIkely be preodreIng It soon.
AprIl 18,2006
The fIrst day back from easter break...oh the excItement. I went to school, and I
forgot to brIng my rough draft and plot sketch to school. My mom had to brIng It to
school, she hates doIng that kInd of thIng, then she found out I had drama practIce. thats when she got real angry
, but Its ok because I dId absolutely nothIng at drama practIce. On a happIer note I
got my "Popular ScIence" magazIne whIch I
wIll be readIng tonIght. oh yeah I just put up my fIrst anImatIon I have ever made!!!! It sucks but thats ok!
AprIl 17,2006
Today was cool, I got to work on my websIte for most of the day. If you check out the
sIte you wIll see a lot of new changes. I have added a new
anImatIons page to the sIte.
ThIs has a whole lot of cool anImatIons done by a lot of dIfferent people. It has
mostly fIre emblem anImatIons on It, they are very cool.
The anImatIon shown below Is done by SInsaku OnasI, he Is one of my frIends from
school.
If you have any anImatIons, of anythIng, then just emaIl them to me
and I wIll put them up.
AprIl 16,2006
Easter! ThIs was awesome because I got to go to the beach and hang out wIth some of
my frIends. we bIked a lot around the beach, and saw some people parasaIlIng, some of
them had surf boards attached to the parasaIl. and I also played soccer wIth some
people that were there at the park. thIs was good to get back to soccer agaIn. and
when I got home I realIzed I had a sunburn on my face, so I dunked my head In some
cold water to cool my self off. then after that I veged out In front of the TV.
Yup thIs was a good Easter.
AprIl 15,2006
today was a pretty good day I dIdn't do whole lot. I just played vIdeo games, maInly
T.o.p. but on another note I got to talk to my good frIend that lIves In Mass. That
was pretty cool because I never get to talk to hIm usually. and when It was tIme for
dInner me and my sIster went to PIck up stIx and got some take out. we got enough
for the whole famIly, my parents decIded that we should watch a movIe. so we watched
the movIe "Sahara". It was ok except for all the ImpossIbIlItIes, but It was stIll go
od. and after that I went to sleep, I was really tIred.
AprIl 14,2006
Today I got to go to SeaWorld, thIs was great, except It raIned; All day. we also got
to see the dIne wIth shamu show. ThIs was pretty cool, they basIcally told us facts
about shamu and then had some of the Orcas do some trIcks.
After that we
saw a hIlarIous show, the "Sea LIon and Otter Show". It was great because they make
fun of a the shows that were there at SeaWorld. I recommend seeIng It when you can.
I also played a lot of wInd waker and super smash brothers. I played wIth
my sIster, thIs was very InterestIng to watch her play. she was very good at button
mashIng. I put up a new vIdeo so If you want to see It clIck here.
AprIl 12-13,2006
well these two days were awesome they felt lIke one day. we played a lot of VIDEO GAMES
My frIends came over and we played all kInds of vIdeo games. we mostly played warIo ware
and tales of SymphonIa. we stayed up untIl about 2:00 am on the 12th, then
we all conked out. We woke up about 6 hours later and had pancakes, then back to vIdeo
games.
I also played a lot of T.O.P. agaIn, now I have to fIght DemItIel,
a very annoyIng boss.
AprIl 11,2006
well today I played a lot of T.o.p.. thIs was fun untIl I had to
face thIs uber(?) boss. Okay It wasn't that hard. And I also played a lot of "Call of
Duty 2:BIg Red One", for the Xbox 360. And I also played Halo 2, me and my frIend trIed
a lot of cool glItches.
Also there Is thIs funny story that happened to me at the
grocery store a couple days ago. Ok It starts off wIth me and my mom gettIng ready to
checkout. were In lIne and we are loadIng our stuff on to the conveyor belt. the cashIer
Is rIngIng up the Items when thIs llIttle old lady comes up out of nowhere. She explaIns
to hIm that she bought the wrong type of cIgarette's, and the ones she wanted weren't there
when she bought them. the supervIser that was there when she bought them wasn't there that
day. She was arguIng wIth the current supervIsor, she kept tellIng hIm that she wanted a
refund, for cIg's she already smoked, and the ones she dIdn't lIke; she also wanted the
ones she lIked that day but they weren't there. The lIttle old lady kept on arguIng and
she eventually told the supervIsor that she had to have the one she lIked, but It wasn't
there at the store, and she was goIng to buy the ones she dIdn't lIke. So the supervIsor
told her not to buy them, but she saId she had to, basIcally she saId she had to smoke;
but she never actually saId It. ok If you dIdn't get all that basIcally all Im tryIng to
say Is Don't smoke!
I have also added more vIdeo's
and games to the websIte! If any body has any thIng they want me to add or revIse just
tell me on gaIa or emaIl me. (rootbeer@trIllIumcg.com)
AprIl 10,2006
I played WInd waker for most of the day and I put up some new vIdeos on the websIte. WInd
waker was fun because I got the master sword and now Im uber, well sort of. I also got
thIs cool skull hammer, Its also awesome. And I dIdn't do much else.
Oh Yeah! I also played tales of PhantasIa, thIs was also fun , I got thIs huge axe, It
Is freaken awesome! just thought I would let y'all know.
AprIl 9,2006
Albuquerqueby "WeIrd" Al YankovIc CD:"Poodle Hat"
Way back when I was just a lIttle bItty boy lIvIng In a box under the staIrs
In the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's BaIt
shop
You know the place
well anyway, back then lIfe was goIng swell and
everythIng was just peachy
Except, of course, for the undenIable fact
that every sIngle mornIng
My mother would make me a bIg bowl of sauerkraut
for breakfast
Awww - BIg bowl of sauerkraut
Every sIngle mornIn
It
wa drIvIng me crazy
I saId to my mom
I saId "Hey, mom, what's wIth all
the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my lIke a
cow looks at an oncomIng traIn
And she leaned rIght down next to me
And
she saId "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
And then she tIed me to the wall and stuck a
funnel In my mouth
And force fed me nothIng but sauerkraut untIl I was twenty
sIx and a half years old
That's when I swore that someday
Someday I
would get outta that basement and travel to a magIcal, far away place
Where
the sun Is always shInIng and the aIr smells lIke warm root beer
And the
towels are oh so fluffy
Where the shrIners and the lepers play theIr ukuleles
all day long
And anyone on the street wIll glady shave your back for a
nIckel
Wacka wacka doodoo yeah
Well, let me tell you, people, It
wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a
local radIo statIon had thIs contest
To see who could correctly guess the
number of molecules In Leonard NImoy's butt
I was off by three, but I stIll
won the grand prIze
That's rIght, a fIrst class one-way tIcket
to
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Oh yeah
You know, I'd
never been on a real aIrplane before
And I gotta tell ya, It was really
great
Except that I had to sIt between two large AlbanIan women wIth
excrucIatIngly severe body odor
And the lIttle kId In back of me kept
throwIn' up the whole tIme
The flIght attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and
salted peanuts
And the In-flIght movIe was BIo-Dome wIth Pauly Shore
And,
oh yeah, three of the aIrplane engInes burned out
And we went Into a taIlspIn
and crashed Into a hIllsIde
And the plane exploded In a gIant fIreball and
everybody dIed
Except for me
You know why?
'Cause I had my tray
table up
And my seat back In the full uprIght posItIon
Had my tray table
up
And my seat back In the full uprIght posItIon
Had my tray table
up
And my seat back In the full uprIght posItIon
Ah ha ha ha
Ah
ha ha
Ahhhh
So I crawled from the twIsted, burnIn' wreckage
I
crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
DraggIn' along my bIg
leather suItcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my
twelve-pound bowlIng ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-In-the-dark
snorkel
But fInally I arIved at the world famous Albuquerque HolIday
Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup rIght out
of the ashtrays If you wanna
It's OK, they're clean
Well, I checked
Into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the
SpectraVIsIon
And I'm just about to eat that lIttle chocolate mInt on my
pIllow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the
door
Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who Is It?"
No
answer
"Who Is It?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?"
They're not
sayIn' anythIng
So, fInally I go over and I open the door and just as I
suspected
It's some bIg fat hermaphrodIte wIth a Flock-Of-Seagulls haIrcut
and only one nostrIl
Oh man, I hate It when I'm rIght
So anyway, he bursts
Into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm lIke "Hey, you can't have
that"
"That snorkel's been just lIke a snorkel to me"
And he's lIke
"Tough"
And I'm lIke "GIve It"
And he's lIke "Make me"
And I'm lIke
"'Kay"
So I grabbed hIs leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bIt off hIs
ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out hIs appendIx and he gave me
a colonIc IrrIgatIon
Yes Indeed, you better belIeve It
And somehow In the
mIddle of It all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds
later, I heard a farmIlIar voIce
And you know what It saId?
I'll tell you
what It saId
It saId
"If you'd lIke to make a call, please hang up
and try agaIn"
"If you need help, hang up and then dIal your operator"
"If
you'd lIke to make a call, please hang up and try agaIn"
"If you need help,
hang up and then dIal your operator"
In
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Well, to cut a long story short, he got
away wIth my snorkel
But I made a a solemn vow rIght then and there that I
would not rest
I would not sleep for an Instant untIl the one-nostrIlled man
was brought to justIce
But fIrst, I decIded to buy some donuts
So I
got In my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the
guy behInd the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I saId "You
got any glazed donuts?"
He saId "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I saId
"Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He saId "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I
saId "You got any BavarIan cream-fIlled donuts?"
He saId "No, we're outta
BavarIan cream-fIlled donuts"
I saId "You got any cInnamon rolls?"
He saId
"No, we're outta cInnamon rolls"
I saId "You got any apple frItters?"
He
saId "No, we're outta apple frItters"
I saId "You got any bear claws?"
He
saId "WaIt a mInute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I saId
"Well, In that case - In that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got
rIght now Is thIs box of one dozen starvIng, crazed weasels"
I saId "OK, I'll
take that"
So he hands me the box and I open up the lId and the weasels
jump out
And they ImmedIately latch onto my face and start bItIn' me all
over
(rabId gnawIng sounds)
Oh man, they were just goIng nuts
They were
tearIn' me apart
You know, I thInk It was just about that tIme that a lIttle
dItty started goIn' through my head"
I belIeve It went a lIttle somethIng
lIke thIs . . .
Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get
'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh
God
Ah, (more screamIng)
I ran out Into the street wIth these
flesh-eatIng weasels all over my face
WavIn' my arms all around and just
runnIn', runnIn', runnIn'
LIke a constIpated weIner dog
And as luck would
have It, that's exactly when I ran Into the gIrl of my dreams
Her name was
Zelda
She was a calIgraphy enthusIast wIth a slIght overbIte and haIr the
color of straIned peaches
I'll never forget the fIrst thIng she saId to
me.
She saId "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"
That's when I knew
It was true love
We were Inseperable after that
Aw, we ate together, we
bathed together
We even shared the same pIece of mInt-flavored dental
floss
The world was our burrIto
So we got marrIed and we bought us a
house
And had two beautIful chIldren - NathanIel and Superfly
Oh, we were
so very very very happy, aw yeah
But then one fateful nIght, Zelda saId
to me
She saId "SweetIe pumpkIn? Do you wanna joIn the ColumbIa Record
Club?"
I saId "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kInda
commItment"
So we broke up and I never saw her agaIn
But that's just the
way thIngs go
In Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Anyway, thIngs
really started lookIn' upI for me
Because about a week later, I fInally
achIeved my lIfelong dream
That's rIght, I got me a part-tIme job at The
SIzzler
I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fIre out
wIth my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was
gettIn' a lot of attItude
OK, lIke one tIme, I was out In the parkIng
lot
TryIn' to remove my excess earwax wIth a golf pencIl
When I see thIs
guy Marty tryIn' to carry a bIg ol' sofa up the staIrs all by hImself
So I, I
say to hIm, I say "Hey, you want me to help you wIth that?"
And Marty, he
just rolls hIs eyes and goes
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs wIth
a chaInsaw"
So I dId
And then he gets all IndIgnant on me
He's
lIke "Hey man, I was just beIng sarcastIc"
Well, that's just great
How was
I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mInd reader for cryIn' out
loud
BesIdes, now he's got a really cute nIckname - Torso-Boy
So what's he
complaInIng about?
Say, that remInds me of another amusIng
anecdote
ThIs guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bIte
In three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a
bIg bIte out of hIs jugular veIn
And he's yellIn' and screamIn' and bleedIng
all over
And I'm lIke "Hey, come on, don'tcha get It?"
But he just keeps
rollIng around on the sIdewalk, bleedIng, and screamIng
(screamIng
sounds)
You know, just completely mIssIng the Irony of the whole
sItuatIon
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?
Anyway,
um, um, where was I?
KInda lost my traIn of thought
Uh, well, uh,
OK
Anyway I, I know It's kInda been a roundabout way of sayIng It
But I
guess the whole poInt I'm tryIn' to make here Is
I hate
sauerkraut
That's all I'm really tryIn' to say
And, by the way, If one
day you happen to wake up
And fInd yourself In an exIstentIal quandry
Full
of loathIng and self-doubt
And wracked wIth the paIn and IsolatIon of your
pItIful meanIngless exIstence
At least you can take a small bIt of comfort In
knowIng that
Somewhere out there In thIs crazy mIxed-up unIverse of
ours
There's stIll a lIttle place
called
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Albuquerque,
Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque,
Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
I saId "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B"
(B)
"U" (U)
"querque" (querque)
Albuquerque, Albuquerque,
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque,
Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque,
Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque,
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
(belch)
AprIl 8, 2006
Well I worked on my paper for an hour or so. that got kInda borIng though, so I
decIded to work on my websIte.Today Is a good day, It just Is. SInce It Is a good day I decIded to tell
the hIstory of BeenmInIsh. thIs Is a cool nIckname that I use on a lot of websItes.
basIcally I lIke the game "Zelda: The MInIsh cap" but I cant use the name lInk,
copyrIght laws and such. So I decIded to use mInIsh but then I thought nope stIll
copyrIghted, then It hIt me, Ill make the name BeenmInIsh,
because well I kInda am mInIsh.On another note I was playIng wInd waker most of
the day. And the forbIdden fortress very annoyIng. just thought I would put that out
there.
AprIl 7, 2006
Today was pretty cool for school. I got to watch a lot of movIes lIke: NarnIa, VeggIe
Tales, and 13 days. These were all good movIes, except just lIke yesterday the
teacher fast forwarded a whole lot durIng the movIe 13 days; but thats ok. and
another thIng that happened today was that I got a Gamecube, and I got the cool
game of "Zelda: The WInd Waker". so far thIs game Is awesome, I dIdnt get to play
much but It was very fun.
AprIl 6, 2006
Well there was a whole lot that went on today.
FIrst Is SandamomIvo, yes that
Is how my cellphone thInks pandemonIum Is spelt.
Before that happened:
I got to watch a cool vIdeo In world
hIstory, the only problem beIng that my teacher skIpped most of It. It was called "13
Days", he saId It had strong language. I thought It was funny consIderIng they only
saId a bad word once or twIce throughout the entIre movIe(the parts we saw). And most
kIds In our school have seen worse language movIes, but whatever.
And well we (my frIends) talked about wIerd Idols In bIble class, one of my frIends made
(the left Image below) not quIte sure what to call It, and I can't remember what he called It; I say It looks lIke
Trogdor, so here It Is.
There Is also thIs cool (funny, wIerd, InterestIng?) story that my frIend from
school told me.
The story Is that two of hIs frIends were wackIng each other wIth
a fIsh, a catfIsh. And one of the swung the fIsh at the other person two tImes, then
the thIrd tIme he swung and the fIsh hIt the other person near the temple. the fIsh
lodged a bone In the person gettIng hIs head wacked at, an 1/8 of an Inch closer It
would have kIlled hIm. the guy that got hIt was laughIng the whole tIme, weIrd guy.
And he was brough to the hospItal, they got It all on vIdeo even the paramedIcs
reactIon to the whole thIng. In the end the guy was ok, and no problems, except for
the fIshbone In hIs head.
And to top off the nIght I got to have thIs very great tortIlInI pasta, wIth a good
tomato sauce. My mom and Dad made It off a recIpe they saw on TV made by GIada De LaurentIIs
(Food Network) |